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A baby LED costume
SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME
terrifying
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You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter
Unless you have a peanut allergy
Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement
(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive, via 5secsofwtf)
@Harry_Styles: Hey @edsheeran …I’m a fanboy. And you definitely didn’t make me wear this.
(Source: stylespattinson, via harrystylesbeanie)
So Calums friend carried him so that he wouldn’t get wet.. FRIENDSHIP GOALS
😂
(Not my pictures)
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Ashton: *sings*
*birds sing along*
*flowers sprout up from the earth*
*healthy puppies are born*
*children laugh*
*Obama tears of joy*
Ashton: lol sorry i suck